lol that's not a lot of sex then j/k

well yeah, that's true for fitness but i was talking about burning fat because that's what they talked about in here earlier. fitness is a different story, but even with that, i myself struggle with basic cardio exercises (and i know a lot of people do) but i'm still able to maintain a very strong fitness through all the basketball practices, swimming, bicycling and everything else i do without specific cardio training.
i think the story about burning fat with "slower pace" cardio is kind of a myth:
it's true that at a certain slow pace the rate of fat and glycogen (the carbs in your system) is 60/40. and if you increase the pace it shifts towards more glycogen (for example 30/70). however, since you burn a lot more calories overall, you burn more fat on the 30/70 rate than at a slower pace. so the harder you workout and do your cardios the more fat you burn in the end.
that's not exactly how it is of course but the math works like that.
make sure you keep working out on your own using your bodyweight or so until you have access to another gym.
in zürich there is free access to gyms for students, you got nothing like that?